When Christine O'Donnell uttered those awkward lines (which she ripped from The Princess Bride in an apparent attempt to appeal to Gen X voters who she probably (hypocrtically) hopes might vote for her with their, uh, anatomy) I threw up in my mouth a little.  Embarrassing!  I guess those of us under 30 don't matter in Delaware.

Christine, listen sister, it doesn't take witchcraft to know that it's 2010 and Youtube never forgets.  Does this sorry excuse for a woman who calls herself a feminist really think that people are freaked out by her lame fish tale about "dabbling" in witchcraft?  Hello?  Uh, no, we're freaked out by all your other batshit crazy ideas, if you'll pardon my French.

What does this have to do with Apple, you ask?  Not a whole lot except that I am declaring it also doesn't take a crystal ball or magic cauldron to pick up on a hot market and the hottest stock has got to be Apple.  Every electronic device I own is white with a picture of half-eaten apple on it.  Same goes for nearly all my friends except the geeky ones, and even they usually have a Macbook.  Mainly I wanted to sound off on that Palin-wannabe (ugh, what a horrible thing to be) O'Donnell.  I hope she loses and exits politics so I can feel less dirty for feeling sorry for her.