I know I am not the only one who thinks BP's share price is being inflated by technical traders right now.  A 7.5% dip is not too much to ask of this highly volatile stock.   For those who didn't see Mike Barkett's semi-tongue-in-cheek, semi-frightening fatalist link comment, check it out here:

http://www.helium.com/items/1882339-doomsday-how-bp-gulf-disaster-may-have-triggered-a-world-killing-event

And finally, I send you off with a little ditty I wrote to a familiar tune, for those of you who agree that when the sludge clears (never?) humans (if you all still exist after I've fled home to Eternium) will see just how inept BP has been:

Somethin' on the news tonight
It came to us as no surprise
Web cams on below the sea
Are showing us a travesty

But let me get to the point, it's who we did appoint
And turn the rhetoric loud, Obama won't live it down
You don't know what you're doing
You don't know what you're doing, BP

Profits come, profits flow
Some say buy, some say hold
Hayward talks and we believe
The bullshit flows like gasoline

So let's get to the point, it's who we did appoint
And it's hellish all the same
There's someone I gotta blame
You don't know what you're doing
You don't know what you're doing, BP

We all hold a public stock
In cancer lyin' inside the rock
Sinking all our dollar bills
In waters ruined by oil spills

So let's get to the point, it's who we did appoint
And it's hellish all the same
There's someone I gotta blame
And you don't know what you're doing
You don't know what you're doing
No, you don't know what you're doing, BP

You don't know what you're doing
You don't know what you're doing
No, you don't know what you're doing, BP