HAL Halliburton: I am a human dartboard

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	Henry Chinaski
	South L.A. User since Aug 2009	58
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I am a human dartboard

The original initiated price of this coverage was $23.51. Over the time span of this coverage, the underlying security paid 1 dividend, comprising 0.3% dividend income.

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.

Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house.

He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was.

"This is a brothel", replied the madam.

"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

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Ian Hall agreed at 11/30/09 3:47 PM Price action was $29.31 +0.22 (+0.8%)

Slider jart of a joke there...that's a fancy name for a lawn dart in case ya didn't know. I just wrote a coverage for good 'ol HAL today, not having seen that you'd already done one. Jolly good show 'ol chap!