Orsus Xelent Technologies is up nearly 50% today, and 100% over the past several days, apparently amidst reports that Chinese people are storming their local convenience stores in droves to buy pay-as-you-go phones so they may call their loved ones in advance of this Friday's end of the world.  The stock market did not see this coming because it took experts an unexpectedly long time to translate Harold Camping's insane rants into Mandarin.  More news to follow.

Seriously, how many times have we seen this before?  Irrational gold rush in obscure stock in ermerging market.  Live fast, die fast.  I won't be at all surprised to hit this target early and then turn around and short this turd for another 72%.