Here on Wall Street we're partying like it's 1999, what with all these pre-millennial superstars shining once again as though the dot-com bust never happened.  I don't know anyone who uses SGI's products anymore, do you?  Makes no difference.  And what's that, they don't earn any money?  Shouldn't matter.  Never mind the bankruptcies, here's the bollocks stock.  It was cool leading up to Y2K, so it must be cool now.  Does anyone know where I can buy some Fogdog.com shares?

My logic is impeccable.  You watch, SGI will blow up, and nobody will be able to explain why.  Except me.

P.S.  Whassuuuuuuuuuuuup?